While this rather dated game of mine exists somewhere on my old hard drive at mum's house, it was actually a rather poorly coded hack and slash job of Actionscript 2.0. I won't be pursuing this project but I'll be back with more games in the future.
For now this is here for historical purposes and as a bit of "Portfolio" work so I can show fellow game makers what I was capable of back in high school (I've only become a more capable programmer since than).
Movement: Left and Right Arrows
Enter Pipes: Down Arrow
There is now a completely ridiculous hidden Easter Egg which can be activated by a key combination... good luck finding it.